My friend said to me today that I’d be pretty if I wore make up, wow, ok, rude
Wear make up like the joker then visit your friend in the middle of the night, stand over their bed and say “AM I PRETTY YET?” then laugh maniacally. Works every time.
Something tells me you’ve done this many times before
The human body essentially recreates itself every six months. Nearly every cell of hair and skin and bone dies and another is directed to its former place. You are not who you were last November.